When she doesn't get your obscure lit references, then she basically doesn't get you.Unrequited literary jokes — they're basically the same as unrequited love. Fact: He went home with three yes, three of the guys IClam Jam Definition: the female equivalent of a cock block. Why do all the hot, sweet, tender-hearted guys have to be gay? Ry The day I interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. Fact: He went home with three yes, three of the guys I had been so sure were into me. Fact: Secretly, I wonder what it would be like if he weren't gay.Clam Jam Definition: the female equivalent of a cock block. Example: You're chatting with a guy you're interested in and your friend comes along and lays claim to him. My friend who keeps jamming me is my gay roommate, and if that isn't a W. I knew I had met the girl, except there was one small problem: she didn't want anything to do with men. Until then, I'll keep running off every guy who shows any interest. " this book is a full package bcz lets be honest, R. Boldt put comedy, drama, and the sweet storie in one book.Example: You're chatting with a guy you're interested in and your friend comes along and lays claim to him. My friend who keeps jamming me is my gay roommate, and if that isn't a W. I recognized a top-notch force field when I saw one. Which means I'll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a way to get Maggie to see the real me. And don't forget the handsome tall beautifull man! The ticks, the color of his tie, the way he talked about his mother, IT ALL MEANS SOMETHING.
The candlelight, the wine, the decadent dessert, none of it matters if unless your date understands what made the waiter so Salinger-esque.As a book-lover, you've experienced real love, albeit other people's love stories, so you expect something magnificent, something spectacular, something that makes your foot pop, but instead, you're stuck in a world of Chipotle and Snapchats in place of romantic picnics and love letters. It's one thing not to have a Goodreads profile, because not everyone has time to curate a digital TBR pile, but it's an entirely different issue when the person you're supposed to go out with has awful authors listed on his or her Facebook page.What's that, there aren't any books listed in favorites? I'm trying to get back in the saddle, but I'll never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of fifty if he keeps this up.She'd been burned badly and didn't want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. Fact: I'm a likely candidate for carpal tunnel surgery since all the action I've had for the past year has been my hand. for me its just perfect even though i'm not a believer for love at first sight but this perfect and the comedy is really funny! Or what it his shelf is lines with only Tucker Max books, then what? Forget about whether or not to bring an overnight bag. No one likes being cheated on, but for a book-lover, lending your S. a book and finding out she lost it cuts just as deeply as finding out your beau was with another.All trust and love is out the window when your precious pages are gone with the wind.Most single people struggle with meeting new people, experiencing awkward first dates, and messy break ups...but bookworms have to deal with a whole other list of complications.The quickest way of ruining a book-lover's budding romance is through a bad bookshelf.What if you go to your date's house and his bookshelf is lined with trophies or photos or random knick-knacks instead of books?