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THE CHEAT Defining characteristics: A sympathetic figure when he pushes his tee shot deep into the woods.Favourite expression: "We'll take four beers and one more smile, darlin'".THE PARKING LOT PRO Defining characteristics: Colour-coordinated outfit, matching logos and oversized tour bag suggest he's played professionally. Favourite expression: "These are the same shoes Tiger wears".In hindsight, my Facebook post should prbably have said "I've blown the head gasket on my 1998 Ford XR3" rather than "I've just fucked a fourteen year old escort".The police still haven't seen the funny side of it, and they've confiscated my laptop.-- A wise man once told me to ignore anything that comes out of a woman's mouth, unless it needs wiping and putting back in your pants.-- The correct use of capitalisation is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. The wind came up and blew sand all over him until he was covered with only his big toe sticking out.He went to the doctor and after an exam the doc told him he had syphilis of the big toe. ORSM VIDEO UNSOLICITED SWING ADVICE GUY Defining characteristics: Knows exactly how to fix your swing even though you didn't ask.Employs a vast array of swing jargon that only confuses you further. " THE HUMAN RAIN DELAY Defining characteristics: Thinks he is honouring spirit of the game by never picking up.Oblivious to playing partners struggling for air - and the ash droppings on his belly. " THE SANDBAGGER Defining characteristics: The 15 handicap who is somehow playing 'much better' than he has in years.Feigns apology when he drops bunker shot within inches of cup, then kicks sand off his shoes like a tour pro. " THE VOLCANO Defining characteristics: Has unique ability to allow even the most pleasant days to be soured by any bad swing, bounce, or lie.